With the rise of photo apps like Tinder, it’s clear there are much quicker and quirkier ways to find your better half. The drinks are prepaid and Grouper tells you exactly where to meet up, so all you have to do is decide who should tag along. Maybe all three of you will find a love connection.Whether you’re looking for friendship, a random hookup or location-based love, there’s a slew of dating apps and websites out there for every kind of single. Formerly called “Bang with Friends,” this app lets you find friends on Facebook who are willing to get down tonight. Friends won’t know who’s selected them unless the feeling is mutual.The men were better off going up the road to the heart of the Yarra Bend beat, where business is always brisk and there are no intimidating signs.We’re all adults here but let’s face it, STD testing isn’t exactly fun and no matter how comfortable you are with talking about your sex life, testing can often feel like an invasion of privacy at the minimum.If for some ridiculous reason I feel the need to have to hide my tongue from some “ultra-conservative christian soccer mom/dad in her/his 60’s from the south” then I can do so with no effort at all.When speaking, or even yelling, if you peeked into my mouth, you would only see what would look like a semi-deep crevice, which is completely insignificant.In a corner of the Darling Gardens in Melbourne’s boutique inner-city suburb of Clifton Hill stands a small, well-maintained toilet block that sports a sign warning that plain-clothes police regularly patrol the area.In the year I lived within a stone’s throw of the gardens I never saw anyone who looked purposefully plain-clothed, but I did see some of those whom the sign is supposed to deter: men who would pull up alongside the toilets, and watch the block anxiously.
The two halves can be raised up and down opposite each other, spread apart from the other half, and you can even grasp objects and hold onto them (makes for a sick party trick, don’t you think? Folks who have had this done almost always said that they felt like they gained control over something new, like a third arm, something they would never want to part with again. But having two eyes, makes a big difference (try shutting one of your eyes for a little while, this is probably the best way you could explain the feeling of gaining something new and wonderful when gaining control over two individual sides of your tongue). It’s actually not too hard to find adult wares in Metro Manila.The Internet is your friend in this case, with several local websites offering up all manner of sex toys with the promise of discreet delivery.Keeping your diet in check -- counting carbs, limiting sugar, eating less salt -- is key.You can still eat well and manage your conditions with these easy tips.Of course, as far as I go, I’d be showing it off proudly, but for the folks who would want to hide this from family, or coworkers, a split tongue is excellent at keeping you vanilla.