Sometimes, when a guy goes MIA on text, no matter how hard we try, we just lose our sh*t.
Gentlemen, here's a tip for you: If a woman wants to know about your masturbation habits, she'll probably ask you about them.By noon I desperately needed to clarify that I was not the overeager, babbling psycho I came off as in my text. Do not make yourself look crazy and desperate by texting the same night. This is a rare opportunity to play it cool and pretend you are not already fully smitten after finally having a first date during which you weren’t scoping the nearest exit.Before I could talk myself out of it, I hit send on a second cringeworthy text apologizing for the first text. I say this lovingly as 2015’s top vote for Miss Desperate & Crazy. In order to make this possible you need to play the waiting game. If you need to text, gush to your girlfriends about the magical banter that transpired over drinks for which he paid.The longer your texts, the crazier/needier/more high-maintenance you seem.Men are succinct creatures — that’s why they send those annoying one line texts — so do yourself a favor: when you’re first getting to know a guy, keep it brief. For every text a guy sends, you should send one text. Even though yesterday you cooked fajitas and watched three romcoms in a row? And you can't even get mad because you've only been dating for a little while and you don't want to look like a total bunny-boiler. You were seeing each other, like 3 times a week, sometimes more. Now - you haven't seen each other for AT LEAST 34 HOURS. You're hoping that they're just shy and will get their act together soon.